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Milk and cookies anyone?

Oh, that was it! Cookies, not mince pies!

I forgot that most of you on here are from across the pond...

Here...people leave mince pies out for santa

BTW, Billie, what's wrong with your homepage? (listed on your profile). It won't load. Server problem or something... :wub:

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Oh man! I wanna be Santa Clause in England!

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BTW, Billie, what's wrong with your homepage? (listed on your profile). It won't load. Server problem or something... :emot-wave:

I don't know. Other people have said there's a problem with it too. I'm going to check it.

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Oh man! I wanna be Santa Clause in England!

Judging from the picture on your profile, Ovedya, I think a lot of work needs to be done on you before you could look the part

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I dunno. A red hat. Maybe a few more whiskers on me chin....

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Link to a photo of the tomb of Santa in Bari. Send it to your friends in mid-December, if you really want to disillusion their kids. "You mean Father Christmas is dead!"

Santa asn't actually from Bari, but from Myrna, during a crusade some Barese crusaders overheard a group of Venetian sailors planning to steal his bons and take them back to Venice, so they decided to steal them first. Since St Nicolas is the patron saint of thieves (perhaps as a result in England To nick is a colloquial term for to steal, although confusingly we also call a police station "A nick") this act itself seems rather appropriate.

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Link to a photo of the tomb of Santa in Bari. Send it to your friends in mid-December, if you really want to disillusion their kids. "You mean Father Christmas is dead!"

Santa asn't actually from Bari, but from Myrna, during a crusade some Barese crusaders overheard a group of Venetian sailors planning to steal his bons and take them back to Venice, so they decided to steal them first. Since St Nicolas is the patron saint of thieves (perhaps as a result in England To nick is a colloquial term for to steal, although confusingly we also call a police station "A nick") this act itself seems rather appropriate.

Very perceptive, Amor. I like that.

Although I think the tomb foto you posted looks more like santa's grotto than a tomb

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I dunno. A red hat. Maybe a few more whiskers on me chin....

:emot-wave::):laugh:

Just a FEW more whiskers?

And what about that midsection? :):24::24:

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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

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liposuction????*never really read the topic*

Well, since we're trying to make someone over into "santa", can we do reverse lipo? If so, I got some fat cells I can donate, so does one of my sons...and several of my friends.

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