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This REALLY tickled me, so I wanted to share it with you :blink:

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Faithie :thumbsup:

Sometimes parents need a little bit of perspective when it comes to the goings-on of their offspring....

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. it was simply addressed,

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I laughed so hard it brough on tears...... :thumbsup:

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:P:24: Oh my goodness!... i think my daughter would have to get a part time job to pay for the emergency bill and once i recovered from the heartattack... well... i would hug and kiss her, letting her know that the next month of grounding is out of love...

Wow... i thought my son cascading off the freezer door was bad... thinking it isnt sooo bad after all... although...he is only 4.... :blink: Parents: just laugh..it helps keep the insanity at bay.. i think?!?!

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:24::24:
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You know my kids are grown..but this is hilarious... :24::24::24:

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:):24::):)
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The mom would show it to the dad, theyd talk to their child, then everyone would die of a HEART ATTACK!

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LOL!!! Even if that is all false...that still took guts to write!! If I would've written that at 14...I'd still be grounded!!!!!

That is hilarious, though!! :thumbsup: Thanks for sharing it!

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I don't think i would have been mad, any bad report card would be overshadowed by her cleverness in the note. :thumbsup:

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